tough on dirt, gentle on Ben Deily


tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessle's life


never, ever f*ck with a Scorpio


history will be kind to me for I intend to write it


whatever else happens, I've got that sofa problem handled


please enjoy responsibly


website, or "desperate cry for help?"


the relentless pursuit of Ben Deily


fascinating.
no, wait, that other thing...tedious.


humans are such easy prey.


WARNING: deliberate misuse by concentrating and inhaling the contents of this site may be harmful or fatal


misunderestimated since 1968


how may we direct your call?


this time...it's personable


mind-numbingly interesting


(not intended as a substitute for actual Ben Deily)


massively multiplayer!


now ISO-9001 certified!


how you gon' ack like my neck don't bling?


you're all gonna be in this experimental film

oven temperatures vary.


he was supposed to have been the chosen one!


I'm your mama/I'm your daddy/I'm that website/in the alley